Jack Dawson… Penniless artist who wins a ticket onto Titanic in 1912, attends a first class dinner, develops a taste for the finer things in life, pockets the Heart of the Ocean, survives the sinking, pawns the diamond, spends the following ten years building his wealth and in 1922 moves to West Egg as Jay Gatsby… Millionaire with a shady past and fear of swimming pools.
it’s amazing how much more attractive he is now than he was
hot damn older men
My 6 month old boxer/american bulldog Jax
what a cutie
I am literately crying.
Does that mean you’re crying as you read this?
The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.
if you ever think real life doesn’t have plot holes just remember that amy bouzaglo and her husband willingly decided to go on kitchen nightmares
May 23rd 1934: Bonnie and Clyde killed
On this day in 1934 the infamous American bank robbing duo Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow were ambushed by police and killed in Louisiana. Bonnie and Clyde and their gang were outlaws who robbed banks and killed several police officers and civilians from 1931 to 1934. The couple became legendary for their exploits and their love story, especially after Arthur Penn’s 1967 film ‘Bonnie and Clyde’.
“Some day they’ll go down together;
They’ll bury them side by side;
To few it’ll be grief-
To the law a relief-
But it’s death for Bonnie and Clyde.”
- from Bonnie’s poem about the duo
“if i’m a person of color, i’m allowed to hate white people!!!!’
“if i’m gay, i’m allowed to hate straight people!!!!”
“if i’m a woman, i’m allowed to hate men!!!”
“if i’m trans*, i’m allowed to hate cis people!!!”
"Nine tenths of the ills from which intelligent people suffer spring from their intellect."
‘Cooking with Ease’ - 1950s housewife in the kitchen
if you’re looking for a healthy [easy] breakfast, look no further. oven to 375, cooking oil sprayed in ramekin, crack eggs, add desired accoutrements, bake for 15-20, chow down. simple.
“I seem to be attached to the troubled men of New Vegas.”
Gettin’ real tired of your bullshit, boss.
this is perf