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Funny Skyrim spam because my exam is soon and I need to cheer up

I love intro glitches

sunnyinskyrim:

Went to start a new game, first thing that fades into view is this

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I’m like wait, this isn’t right. Nothing is moving so I look to my left

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Aww shit I’m not on the carriage. And that horse is walking in place.

Look to my right

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Guess nobody’s on the carriage

RUN ULFRIC YOU’RE FREE

But he just kept starring like this was all my fault

disputedjustice:

Pretty sure that’s not how you sleep in a bed.

disputedjustice:

Pretty sure that’s not how you sleep in a bed.

infinite-butt:

frost no

infinite-butt:

frost no

adventuringthroughskyrim:

oh thank god, I hate it when pee gets in the way of my destruction spells

adventuringthroughskyrim:

oh thank god, I hate it when pee gets in the way of my destruction spells

vidyagameher:

…..now im no chair expert but im not sure thats entirely the right way to be using that…..

vidyagameher:

…..now im no chair expert but im not sure thats entirely the right way to be using that…..

stormcloaknoir:

I started a new game and for some reason “take wine” is stuck on my screen

stormcloaknoir:

I started a new game and for some reason “take wine” is stuck on my screen

werewolfceleste:

I don’t think you’re supposed to be there, horse. I have no idea where it came from or how it got in the inn. I think it’s rather appropriate it’s The Bannered Mare.

werewolfceleste:

I don’t think you’re supposed to be there, horse. I have no idea where it came from or how it got in the inn. I think it’s rather appropriate it’s The Bannered Mare.

iwillstealyourclothesbitch:

My followers clothes just disappeared and idk what happened to them
Can’t say I’m complaining tho

iwillstealyourclothesbitch:

My followers clothes just disappeared and idk what happened to them
Can’t say I’m complaining tho

calinwe:

((I was playing Skyrim and apparently there’s a party happening in Riften))

wastelandbaby:

He keeps knocking pies and croissants everywhere I’m gonna scream

wastelandbaby:

He keeps knocking pies and croissants everywhere I’m gonna scream

eye-of-the-arbnine:

I accicidentally tried to equip the White Phial and this happened. I actually crashed my game because I multiplied too many before getting out of the menu.

Just.

A ring of phials around me.

macromvontus:

All hail the great low res water blob

macromvontus:

All hail the great low res water blob

izzopotamus:

Oh god… I glitched Whiterun… There are trees… FUCKING EVERYWHERE!

What have I done?

They’re fucking floating in the air! What is happening?!?!

I don’t understand what happened, what did I do wrong?

clientsfromhell:

Client: I need a profile image for my website.

Me: No problem, what are the dimensions?

Client: Square with a little bit rectangle.